Monster who's not a ten, but also not a five. A solid, nicely round seven.

Monster who dropped their food. It is gone forever now.

Monster who has done their research. What do you mean, "it's wrong"?!

Monster who's been pretty lonely

Monster who'd just like ONE decade of uninterrupted rest, is that so much to ask for?

Monster who needs help with a very embarrassing problem

Monster who's losing their religion

Monster who's founding a religion

Monster who'd love to sign up for your website! What's a website?

Monster who doesn't understand this "sponsorship deal" you're pushing, and is about to make it your problem